Hehehe!  Uh, you can just give up on this bug.  Might be a better idea if you
start a new bug (even if it's the same issue as this one).  There's too much
crap in this bug to really make any sense of it, and I (the one that started
the bug) have long since bricked (and ditched) my laptop while trying to do
bios workarounds for the issue, so I can't help with it at all.